The Angry Knight

The Angry Knight always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Knight desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was spectacular. A Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Angry Knight found a big sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Angry Knight desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Knight desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to break. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Knight looked for a melon to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.