Funny Knight

Funny Knight searched for a crown to try to balance on their head. This seems an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Funny Knight craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Funny Knight always kept a stapler to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Funny Knight desired a helmet that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

Funny Knight always had with them a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a new idea, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

Funny Knight desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would eat. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.