My Bum Loving Knight

My Bum Loving Knight desired a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Knight desired a piece of paper to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Knight found a sword to worship. It might be a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Knight desperately craved for a chocolate bar to play with. It is a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving Knight always kept a cup that they would often throw. This could be considered an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was exciting. A cup being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Knight carried a mug that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Knight, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.