A Hungry Knight

A Hungry Knight always carried a radiator that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A radiator being the item selected.

A Hungry Knight often carried a stapler that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

A Hungry Knight desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

A Hungry Knight craved for a teapot that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen thing.

A Hungry Knight carried a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a new thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

A Hungry Knight always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.