The Colourful Knight

The Colourful Knight desperately searched for a vibrator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Knight always kept a can of Tango that they would often hug. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Knight owned a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A tomato being the chosen item.

The Colourful Knight always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Knight always carried a toilet brush to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. A toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Knight carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.