His Retarded Knight

His Retarded Knight desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

His Retarded Knight had a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

His Retarded Knight desperately desired a can of coke that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Knight desired a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Knight always kept a painting of a melon that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

His Retarded Knight found a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.