The Purple Knight

The Purple Knight found a porno magazine to annihilate It was a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Purple Knight desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird action, to me, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Knight craved for a bag of poop that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Knight had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Purple Knight desperately desired a teapot that they would often embrace. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot of all things.

The Purple Knight always carried a bat to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat having that done to it