The Anxious Knight

The Anxious Knight desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Knight owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Knight carried a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Anxious Knight desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Anxious Knight often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Knight desperately needed a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.