A Silly Knight

A Silly Knight craved for a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A big sponge is the thing to select.

A Silly Knight searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

A Silly Knight desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A teapot was the item that was chosen.

A Silly Knight carried a pen that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be simply life. Remarkably, a pen being the thing opted for.

A Silly Knight needed a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

A Silly Knight desperately searched for a dildo that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.