Their Lonely Knight

Their Lonely Knight desperately craved for a pen that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

Their Lonely Knight desired a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It would have been a new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Lonely Knight desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a melon is the thing to select.

Their Lonely Knight always kept a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. It should have been an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Lonely Knight desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

Their Lonely Knight often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.