Grumpy Knight

Grumpy Knight owned a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Grumpy Knight desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Grumpy Knight desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Grumpy Knight always had with them a bag of flour to sit and look at. It was an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Grumpy Knight desperately needed a pencil sharpener to experiment on. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Grumpy Knight desperately looked for a wig that they liked to sleep with. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.