The Fat Knight

The Fat Knight always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.

The Fat Knight wanted a custard pie that they would hug. It would have been an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Knight looked for a helmet to share. It might be a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Knight often carried a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Knight looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Fat Knight always carried a radiator that they liked to put up their bum. It is an original activity, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.