Her Gentle Knight

Her Gentle Knight found a crown that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

Her Gentle Knight carried a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Her Gentle Knight desired a lava lamp that they would often smash. It was an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Gentle Knight wanted a mug that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be epic. Honestly, a mug is the thing to opt for.

Her Gentle Knight craved for a radiator to put in the bath with him. It was a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a radiator being the item opted for.

Her Gentle Knight often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of wine having that done to it