The Crypting Knight

The Crypting Knight always had with them a bag of flour that they would often break. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Crypting Knight desired a bat that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Knight needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Knight needed a stretchman that they liked to embrace. This could be considered an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Knight had a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a CD player having that done to it

The Crypting Knight carried a vibrator that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.