The Unusual Knight

The Unusual Knight always had with them a pen to annihilate One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.

The Unusual Knight searched for a dildo to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Knight had a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Knight looked for a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Knight needed a vibrator that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Unusual Knight desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to drop. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.