A Handsome Knight

A Handsome Knight had a set square that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A set square is the item to opt for.

A Handsome Knight needed a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Knight desperately wanted a pen that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

A Handsome Knight always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. A little monkey was the chosen item.

A Handsome Knight needed a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Handsome Knight desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was sublime. A painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.