A Green Knight

A Green Knight carried a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

A Green Knight carried a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Green Knight desperately desired a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an exciting action, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

A Green Knight had a cucumber that they would often hug. It should have been a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

A Green Knight desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Green Knight desperately needed a set square that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to select.