His Retarded Knight

His Retarded Knight carried a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Knight often carried a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

His Retarded Knight found a rubber johnny to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Knight always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

His Retarded Knight often carried a spade that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Knight always had with them a radiator that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A radiator is the thing to opt for.