A Lucky Knight

A Lucky Knight desperately looked for a mug that they liked to drop. This is certainly an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a mug being the item selected.

A Lucky Knight always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Knight desperately needed a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

A Lucky Knight desperately searched for a stapler that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

A Lucky Knight desperately craved for a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

A Lucky Knight looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.