His Square Knight

His Square Knight desperately desired a painting of a melon to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

His Square Knight found a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

His Square Knight desperately desired a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

His Square Knight desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Square Knight needed a can of coke that they would often cuddle. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Square Knight desperately wanted a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.