The Weary Knight

The Weary Knight always had with them a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Weary Knight wanted a sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been an odd activity, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Knight wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Weary Knight craved for a stapler that they would often break. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Weary Knight wanted a painting of a melon that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Knight often carried a crown that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a crown being the thing selected.