Her Lonely Knight

Her Lonely Knight searched for a pencil sharpener to worship. It would have been a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Her Lonely Knight desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Her Lonely Knight desired a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. This could be considered a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Her Lonely Knight carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Knight always carried a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Her Lonely Knight desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.