A Fucking Knight

A Fucking Knight searched for a vibrator that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A vibrator being the item selected.

A Fucking Knight owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

A Fucking Knight desperately searched for a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Knight found a CD player to experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.

A Fucking Knight owned a can of Tango that they sometimes share. One might say this is an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

A Fucking Knight looked for a mug to hug. It is a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.