My Ugly Knight

My Ugly Knight desired a mug to drop. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Knight always carried a pint of cider to put down their trousers. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Knight needed a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Knight desired a melon to throw. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen thing.

My Ugly Knight owned a big sponge that they would often eat. It should be a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Knight always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.