The Silly Knight

The Silly Knight searched for a bat that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Knight had a set of lego to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Knight desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was out of this world. A tomato would be the item chosen.

The Silly Knight always carried a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Knight always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. It might be a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Silly Knight always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.