Yeah...sone days I have it together and others...well...I leak spittle on my tit in front of a disgusted check out girl. Happens.

No. Feel free. Laugh at me. I’d feel worse if I didn’t at least get something out of this happening. Lol

The same thing happened with the glasses when I worked fine dining ages ago. Back when there were beepers. Remember those folks?!? Lol. I was taking an order and my fancy name tag fell off, as I went to pick it up I bent over and my pen that was in my shirt pocket fell out. I picked it up but as I was scrunched over, my beeper fell out of my poster or off my belt. Dont exactly remember but it started vibrating and it was echoing on the grand dining hall hardwood floor. It vibrated under the table. Fucking mortifying...lol

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