Oh. My. God. I am crying and laughing all at the same time. And you wonder, “How could all of that happen in one day?” But sometimes it does. It almost makes you want to write stand-up comedy routines, doesn’t it?
I am laughing with you, not at you! 😂
I’ve done that exact same glasses maneuver—having them fall from a pocket or my shirt where I’ve clipped them, a lens falls out and then I kick it step on the glasses. Naturally there is always someone watching as we do these things!
Well, as we like to say in our family, “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?”
I hope things get better. I’m sorry to hear about your doggy. Realistically, that is not going to get better. You know that in your heart, and the road ahead is hard. I’m sorry for what you have to deal with. Our little darlings are not with us long enough. ❤️
Yeah...sone days I have it together and others...well...I leak spittle on my tit in front of a disgusted check out girl. Happens.
No. Feel free. Laugh at me. I’d feel worse if I didn’t at least get something out of this happening. Lol
The same thing happened with the glasses when I worked fine dining ages ago. Back when there were beepers. Remember those folks?!? Lol. I was taking an order and my fancy name tag fell off, as I went to pick it up I bent over and my pen that was in my shirt pocket fell out. I picked it up but as I was scrunched over, my beeper fell out of my poster or off my belt. Dont exactly remember but it started vibrating and it was echoing on the grand dining hall hardwood floor. It vibrated under the table. Fucking mortifying...lol
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