I was gonna add this into my stand-up routine... assuming any bars are able to withstand this crash and there's anywhere to perform..
'good thing I am hoarder.. I now have a use for all those old newspapers and phone books'
[long pause]
toilet paper.
You're on a roll...
[seriously long delay]
I just got that one now
well played, sir!
:D Keep smiling
thank brutha! That's all I got for now...