Hahaha! First of all, happiest birthdays to your good lady. I didn't know she was a legend. Legends, after all, are born in August. Science has proven that already.
Well played, I must say. She has eliminated all of the obvious ones, and now has tasked you to come up with an innovative one to surprise her. But, I feel that in her quest to eliminate the obvious ones, she has narrowed the field quite a lot. If she has eliminated 98%, I implore you to think about the 2%. I have the utmost faith in you, Boomshakalaka. The fate of your union depends on this ever so crucial gift. I wanted to throw out suggestions, but this one needs to be intimate. No other person could suggest the correct gift. The next few years hinges on this pivotal choice. No pressure, dude ;)
The next few years indeed! I am hoping that even if my choices are kak she will have such sleep deprivation over the coming onths that she will never really remember it.
Hahahaha, August is the month of champions for birthdays lol. I do remember reading it in some lofty science journal. Dash it, how do they know these things?
You would have the chance to make up for it by being the doting, loving, manly man husband that you are!
They know these things because they run a statistical analysis by correlating the percentage of success associated with... BECAUSE SCIENCE!!!
Because science!!!
That is all that is needed to know!!!
And that is all I will ever show!