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What would constitute a naughty step time out? A rendezvous you mean? Hahahaa, there's no danger of that, you're thousands of miles away after all hee ;)

HAHAHA!! That's the thing, you can never tell!! Hehe!!

I just realized that the closest to infidelity I have ever come is flirting with you... I'm such a badass lol!!

Hehe, you flirty lass!! That's ok, as line as there is an ocean between us we are safe ;0)

Scotland is the first place we're going to visit in Europe, two years from now tops...we'll just have to contain ourselves, use the restraint Uncle Boom never had, hahaaaa

Then after Europe - Pacifica!

She can bring the ham!!

Oh hell yes, wintering over in New Zealand is also a near future goal!!

I shall buy you a big ham!!

:0D

Ham? who's dying??? 😁

Lol!! All our enemies! :OD