Holy shit! I do not mean this as sarcastic but I am envious of the life you speak of. From the burning shit at burning man type events to the mothaclucking BAGEL BRUNCH PIRATE FLAG! Shit. It sounds like an amazing time and I have always wanted to experience something akin to a burning man or woodstock gathering. I can only imagine the energy at one of these things! It is cool to had imagined through your words. Thanks for sharing and inspiring! RESPECT
Yeah, not to be conceited, but my life is really fucking amazing. I'm so lucky that I get to go and be a part of these things. I'm happy to share the experience here, but I'd be happier if you went. The big burn is hard and expensive, but there are regionals all over the world and many are affordable. I definitely have weekends where I probably spend less going to a burn than going out, once you have the gear. If you're interested message me on discord and I will get you pointed in the right direction.