The Yellow Lunatic

The Yellow Lunatic always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Yellow Lunatic always carried a cup that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was miraculous. Strangely, a cup was the chosen item.

The Yellow Lunatic desperately looked for a porno magazine to sleep with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Yellow Lunatic had a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Lunatic craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Yellow Lunatic desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. It would be an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a stapler of all things.