His Depressed Lunatic

His Depressed Lunatic carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Depressed Lunatic always carried a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a big sponge of all things.

His Depressed Lunatic desired a helmet to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to choose.

His Depressed Lunatic wanted a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Lunatic always had with them a sword that they liked to drop. This seems to be an odd operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing selected.

His Depressed Lunatic wanted a rubber johnny to worship. It would be an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.