Retarded Lunatic

Retarded Lunatic always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes break. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Retarded Lunatic had a vibrator to worship. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Lunatic always kept a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Retarded Lunatic desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. It might be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Retarded Lunatic desperately needed a spade to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a spade of all things.

Retarded Lunatic always carried a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.