The Lucky Lunatic

The Lucky Lunatic desperately wanted a dildo to hug. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a dildo being the item selected.

The Lucky Lunatic searched for a set of lego that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Lucky Lunatic craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Lucky Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken to sit and look at. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Lucky Lunatic desperately searched for a stapler that they would worship. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Lunatic needed a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.