Weary Lunatic

Weary Lunatic looked for a painting of a melon to embrace. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was sublime. A painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Weary Lunatic wanted a stretchman that they would worship. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Weary Lunatic always kept a teapot that they would eat. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

Weary Lunatic searched for a piece of paper that they would worship. This might appear to be a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Weary Lunatic desperately needed a lava lamp that they would smash. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Weary Lunatic desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. It might have been an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item selected.