My Lovely Lunatic

My Lovely Lunatic owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to drop. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

My Lovely Lunatic owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It would have been an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

My Lovely Lunatic desperately searched for a CD player that they would often drop. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

My Lovely Lunatic owned a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Lunatic needed a can of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

My Lovely Lunatic looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.