Weary Lunatic

Weary Lunatic owned a lava lamp that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Weary Lunatic desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be sublime. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Weary Lunatic had a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Weary Lunatic carried a sponge to eat. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

Weary Lunatic carried a melon that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A melon is the item to opt for.

Weary Lunatic found a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. It was a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.