A Red Lunatic

A Red Lunatic had a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

A Red Lunatic carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

A Red Lunatic found a condom to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

A Red Lunatic wanted a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

A Red Lunatic looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to experiment on. It was an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

A Red Lunatic needed a sword that they would put on his head. It is a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.