My Gentle Lunatic

My Gentle Lunatic wanted a rubber chicken to embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

My Gentle Lunatic searched for a wig that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A wig being the item selected.

My Gentle Lunatic always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Gentle Lunatic often carried a stapler to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

My Gentle Lunatic searched for a block of cheese that they would demolish. This might appear to be a strange action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Gentle Lunatic needed a sack of potatoes to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.