My Ugly Lunatic

My Ugly Lunatic had a ball that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a ball being the thing selected.

My Ugly Lunatic wanted a bottle of coke to demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

My Ugly Lunatic desperately wanted a mug that they liked to play with. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to opt for.

My Ugly Lunatic found a wig that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderous. A wig having that done to it

My Ugly Lunatic had a bat that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Lunatic desperately searched for a custard pie that they would play with. It would be an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.