Her Retarded Lunatic

Her Retarded Lunatic found a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Her Retarded Lunatic always carried a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Lunatic desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a curious activity, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig of all things.

Her Retarded Lunatic desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Lunatic owned a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Lunatic craved for a hat to annihilate It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat being the item opted for.