My Naughty Lunatic

My Naughty Lunatic often carried a pint of beer that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

My Naughty Lunatic looked for a helmet to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be magnificent. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Naughty Lunatic carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. A rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

My Naughty Lunatic craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

My Naughty Lunatic desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be magnificent. A sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Naughty Lunatic desperately needed a crown that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a crown being the item selected.