Her Ugly Lunatic

Her Ugly Lunatic desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes break. It is a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Lunatic had a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Her Ugly Lunatic desired a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Her Ugly Lunatic craved for a sword that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Lunatic desperately craved for a pen that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen having that done to it

Her Ugly Lunatic often carried a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom being the item opted for.