A Troubled Lunatic

A Troubled Lunatic desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to smash. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Lunatic found a chocolate bar that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Lunatic desperately desired a mug to throw. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Lunatic owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Lunatic owned a rubber chicken to drop. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

A Troubled Lunatic needed a rubber johnny that they would throw. This could be considered a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.