The Energetic Lunatic

The Energetic Lunatic desired a dildo that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Energetic Lunatic owned a tomato to experiment on. It was considered to be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Energetic Lunatic always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Lunatic craved for a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Lunatic craved for a radiator that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Lunatic always carried a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen thing.