A Green Lunatic

A Green Lunatic craved for a stapler that they would experiment on. This could be considered a weird thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

A Green Lunatic desired a crown that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to choose.

A Green Lunatic desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes experiment on. It is a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

A Green Lunatic desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

A Green Lunatic searched for a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an odd idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

A Green Lunatic desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.