The Chinese Lunatic

The Chinese Lunatic had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Lunatic wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was sublime. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Lunatic carried a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Lunatic owned a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Lunatic always kept a teapot that they would often eat. It would be a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it