A Naughty Lunatic

A Naughty Lunatic desired a crown that they would occasionally worship. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

A Naughty Lunatic searched for a helmet that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

A Naughty Lunatic always had with them a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be sublime. A condom is the item to select.

A Naughty Lunatic often carried a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Lunatic owned a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to select.

A Naughty Lunatic searched for a rubber chicken to embrace. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.