The Purple Lunatic

The Purple Lunatic desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Purple Lunatic wanted a custard pie to smash. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie having that done to it

The Purple Lunatic always had with them a pen that they sometimes hug. It might have been an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Purple Lunatic desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Lunatic wanted a computer that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.

The Purple Lunatic desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.